
I did not get my 4 wheel drive beast of a car stuck in my driveway today in yet another foot of snow. That would be crazy.
We are not having yet another record year of snow fall. That would never happen two years in a row. We most certaily have not had 60 inches of snow in the last month, that would never happen!
I am not in a really fowl mood due to the abundance of snow. That would be really childish of me and I am never childish!
Oh I have not for the last month decided that I am too tired to change diapers in the middle of the night and just let babies sleep in their very wet diapers until the sun rises. That would be lazy of me and I am never lazy!
I did not tell a perfect stranger that my twins could not possibly be identical because one had a penis and the other had a vagina. That would be blunt of me and I would never be blunt....why do so many people keep asking me if they are idetical after I tell them I have a girl and a boy?????
Last but not least...I most certainly did not eat all of Santas cookies before he arrived. That would be so rude. I am much better at sharing than that!